It's been scientifically proven that white people love Olde English 40oz. Why you ask? Well to be frank, because black people made it cool, and that's just what us whites do. Seriously its only $2, you really can't beat that and the taste....well if you drink fast enough you wont taste it at all.
"Edward 40 Hands" by far one of my favorite college drinking games. All you need is $4 for two 40 ounces of your choice, some duct tape, and for someone to assist you when it's time to "break the seal." The object of the game is to be the first one to drink your two 40oz. You cannot remove your hands from the bottle until you have finished all 80oz of malt liquor. Some tips: wear gloves, your hands will be cold. Wear pants that can easily be taken off to use the bathroom. (no jeans or belts). Ladies, a skirt or dress with no panties should do the trick. Also, alternate which 40 you're drinking from as the heat from your hands WILL make the 40oz become warmer AKA more disgusting.
This guy looks likes he's having a good night, but he has no beard so he will more than likely sleep alone.
This young lady has only just begun. You got a lot to go baby girl.
Bottom lip out, relax the throat and let the cheap beer flow.
And this my friends...is how NOT to drink a 40oz. Don't do it naked because you increase your chances of getting anally raped. At least he put a blanket down before rubbing his man meat all up in the couch.
Friends; I encourage you to drink, but drink responsibly. However, DO NOT let your friends party naked, unless you have a camera and are going to send those pictures to me to end up on here :)
Come Get Your Kids: College Style
(Not a 40oz, but black Michael Jackson with two midgets chugging Vodka?! Why the hell not?)
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