Come Get Your Kids on Humanizing Dogs.

People love dogs. They're without a doubt man's best friend (unless you're a pussy and/or allergic).  Many people consider their dogs to be a member of the family and treat them as such for the remainder of their short lives.  The focus of today is understanding why white people do strange things to their dogs.

Ok, I get it...your baby is fat and you've got a cute Shar-pei puppy, but c'mon son.  On the day this picture was taken, a seed was planted and the child's life has changed forever. Here's to future eating disorders and mommy issues. (OWNERS ARE WHITE)

.......If this picture was taken on a day other than Halloween, then go kill yourself 5 times. (OWNER IS WHITE)

Sure, this is funny. But why???  Where and how did they acquire a bikini bottom small enough to put on a dog and large enough to cover its' butt hole?  Sickos (OWNERS HAVE TO BE WHITE)

Probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.  She probably spent a grip too.  (OWNER IS WHITE, EVEN IF I CAN'T SEE HER SKIN, I CAN RECOGNIZE WHITE THIGHS FROM UNDER ANY FABRIC, AND SKETCHERS ARE JUST AS DEAD GIVEAWAY)

The caption says it all folks, this is quite possibly the loneliest picture I've ever seen in my life.  Notice how there is nothing on the deck or the backyard.  This person literarlly has nothing better to do than humiliate their pooch. (ANYONE THAT OWNS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER IS WHITE BY DEFAULT)

I hope you've all learned a thing or two about how white people treat their dogs.  And I'm not saying all white people do this, but its takes a certain kind of white person to dress their dog up as if it were a human.  It's one thing if it's a child messing around because they don't know any better, but its something else when a grown ass adult does it because they think it's funny.  Caesar Milan would be oh-so disappointed with the owners of these dogs.  A dog is meant to be a dog, not a dress up toy.  Remember whites; not only are you embarrassing your dog, you are also destroying the perceptions of those who are close to you (i.e your children) on how to treat animals.   

Come Get Your Kids

before they

Come Get Your Dogs