Guns Don't Kill People. People Do.

Guns....I don't like them.  However, I have used one, and I did kill a bird once with one.  I do not like them around me they make me nervous and give me panic attacks.  I'm not against them, but I'd prefer them to be out of sight out of mind.  Because many people associate guns with gangs, drug dealers, and rap music (thanks TV) I thought I'd take this time to oppose such stereotypes by sharing some pictures with you of my people acting foolishly around their family with guns. 

I bet you none of them can recite Waka Flaka lyrics or sell drugs.

Not only is that gun pointed at that baby but that haircut should be prosecuted in a court of law.

"Merry Christmas, I'm about to blow your fucking head off - CHEEEESE!"

I'm not even sure if that is a gun, but that deer is definitely dead and that family gives no actual fucks for Bambi's life ending prematurely.

There is too many things wrong with this picture....way too many.

So if you're the type of person who flinches or locks your car doors when you see a black or latin or asian person, I challenge you to equally fear the whites too.  They very well could be more of a threat, you never know.  Call me racist if you want Robin, but the people must be warned.  White people are not exempt from gun violence, don't be fooled! 

Thanks for fake caring and listening.

Halloween: The Good, The Bad, The Awesome

This year for halloween I envision people going even harder than last year. Ladies, if I can't see either your tits or you ass meat, you're doing it wrong.  Fellas, if you and your friends dress up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the 5th year in a row, you're doing it wrong.  Today we will discuss costume choices, the good, the bad, and the awesome so hopefully you can use this opportunity to brainstorm and/or discuss.

Let's Begin. 

He's doing it right.  This young fella is more than likely going to get some buns tonight for being clever as fuck.  Any drunk girl in a bikini who is willing to sip wine from his loins also will slob on his knob. Well done sir.

Baby Girl...you're doing it wrong.  You have put zero thought or effort into this years' costume choice which is clearly just a bra and panties.  Nobody likes a skinny bitch in her bra and panties walking around like she's really dressing up. Please participate.

Dude....you're doing it wrong. All wrong.

You my friend are doing it right. However I do hope there is some double sided tape involved with this costume.  

You're doing a right! A classic "Dick-in-a-Box" costume. Well done sir, well done.

You're doing it wrong. This is disgusting and you will absolutely be going home alone tonight. Your mother would be ashamed.

Ladies, you're doing it right. I see plenty of ass and titties AND hints of homosexuality. Well done girls.

You are doing it ALL WRONG! I hope someone kicked the shit out of you too.

From the personal archives: My roommates and I in college, we're all doing it wrong.  This night we threw the worst halloween party ever.  No skanks were present, and at least three dudes pissed in my basement on three separate occasions...

That wraps it up folks. Make sure you drink responsibly and ladies I recommend wearing at least 2 pairs of panties just incase one gets caught up in your butt cheek. Last but not least, let your friends prosper.  Halloween is the night to not give a shit and pretend you're some slut who you're not (or maybe you are, I'm not judging). I encourage you to have fun but not to offend anyone.  That last thing you want to do is wear a politically incorrect costume that will shame your family name.

Come Get Your Kids

Come Get Your Kids: More Dog Costumes. Thanks White People

Halloween is right around the corner and instead of posting slutty dumb Halloween costumes (which I probably will do anyway in the near future) let's take another look at man's best friend on their most humiliating holiday.  As proven in a previous post, white people always treat their pets like kids...so why leave Spot out on Halloween?!White people do a lot of shit, but you've got to give us some honest credit for the following....

Some type of doodle mix wearing a Buddy the Elf costume....lol

For me, this is even too much. That dog looks too comfortable with his fake horse hooves.  Crazy white people. "Headless "dog" man"

Simba, is that you???

Yoda Pug says: "Funny Not You Are!!!"

Golden Retriever gone wild.

This one is my favorite! ALLIGATORS LOVE BEAGLES!!!!

I hope you all are thinking about Halloween whether it be for you to get shit faced wasted with your friends or taking your kids out for halloween.  You might be the type of person who doesn't like to dress up, but also doesn't like to miss out on all the free candy.  So just a tip for everyone who is not white and hating but loving Halloween; if someone wants you to dress up for a party or trick or treating but you don't really like doing it...dress up your dog for the occasion instead and take them with you. If asked why you aren't dressed for Halloween, point to your dog and say "I'm White."  This should get you by swimmingly :)

Go On And Get Um'

(bet you laughed)