Thursday, November 8, 2012

Come Get These Parents

It's been a while...I'm sorry for neglecting this blog, I immediately regretted it after I forgot the email and password I use to manage this account.  Quick update, I graduated college and gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy... and now that he is asleep I will revert back to my ignorant ways and critique questionable parenting tactics.  This one is going to be long, I've got a lot of pent up energy that needs to be released.


This is so wrong in so many ways... They could have given that kid 5 bucks and told him to go walk to the nearest 711 or some shit...If you're gonna fuck in front of your child in a car then sending him to the store by himself should be the least of your concerns.

In most parenting books, smothering your child is covered in the chapter on SIDS...but not by being sandwiched between two chubby white people on a motorcycle...maybe they'll include this in the next edition of "What To Expect When You're Expecting" 

Not a damn thing cute about this.  Not only is your child naked and now all over the internet but he is also the size of the family dog which could easily be eaten by the family snake. Well done white parents, well done.  

Ma'am ... your child is rooting, so stop fucking laughing and please offer him one of your engorged titties to suck on instead. Thanks, everyone. 

Why do men do this? It's not funny. This kid is hungry and all you're doing is confusing her and making her upset.  Sir, how would you like it if I offered you a transgendered man post-op from gender reassignment surgery?  Who's laughing now? Exactly

An overweight mother makes for a lazy and mean mother.  She picked him up by the leg like she's cleaning up toys in the play room.  Not a single fuck is given. 

 Is this real life?  What could possibly be the reason -besides murder- for putting a plastic bag (that is supposed to be used for produce) over your child's head??   People who wear regular t-shirts with white flowy skirts make the worst parents. 

"He's fine and totally asleep, no biggie"

Gramps really fucked up this time, but the person who took the photo...not so much.  

That's it this time folks.  If you ever see someone treating their child poorly please take a picture, twit pic it, and then call social services.  A lot of kids are assholes and deserve a good spanking, but most kids don't deserve to be subjected to shit like this by their parents. 

As always, strive for more and do better.

Until Next Time...

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