Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Come Get Your Kids on Teen Parenting

  "Let's all get pregnant, pull our shirts up, and then take a picture by the stairs, AND THEN put it on facebook. We're going to get so many likes! YEAAA!!!!!"
I blame MTV.

It starts out with a couple of hoodrats posing in front of the steps at their parents house. Next thing you know you just got done changing your kids' diaper and *FLASH*, time for a risque photo shoot with the girls.
How they managed to coordinate those outfits is beyond me.

"Smile Johnny! He's going to be your new daddy!"
 The picture quality isn't all that clear, but this Mom's buns seem to have been pounded for so long her cheeks have literally deflated....I think its time to quit sending pictures to horny men who just want to jiz in your eye...just a thought,.


To the young women out there: I encourage you to do better and strive for more and set bigger goals for yourself. You have a long time before you need to get preggo (and Im not talking about spaghetti sauce).
Think with your head not your privates. 


If you leave your education at the doorstep for poopy diapers and Tickle-Me-Elmos, this could be your future


Come Get Your Kids before you're taking care of theirs!

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