Please...Come Get Your Kids

Today is a new day. I am personally believing in a better tomorrow. At this moment I am sitting in a rocking chair; clearing the air of any thoughts of negativity and misguided energy. I am focused on doing my art to leave a positive mark on the world. We must all aspire to do the same. But I too have my flaws. Everyday I make a plan of action to overcome them. But I identify the flaws first. I point them out and tell them why they won't hold me back. 

Please World. Come get your flaws. I mean Kids.

First Comes Love. Then Comes Marriage. Then Comes the baby at the bottom of the Target Carriage.

That may have been a corny joke. But this little boy is on a smooth ride to developmental issues. Just look at the ground and learn things boy. Your future is going to be bright. This must be how baby shoes always get dirty.

What thoughts can you have from inside a cart, on a crowded NY street? Not happy thoughts I presume.

 Clever but Not Classy. People are going to judge you if you transport your kids like this. People are going to judge your kids for being silent while they are being toted around like kids for sale on the black market.What if they really were kid hostages in a crazy ring of child smuggling taking place in the broad daylight organized by a gang of gully grandmothers? What if?...But no one asked. Not a single person stopped to see if the kids were ok. I wouldn't have stopped either. My flaw.

He should be in a seat belt; at least until he grows into his head.

Just put a seat belt on the boy. He's literally 37% out the window of a moving car. One hard brake away from being 100% probably dead. I can't sugar coat it. Buckle up your babies.

It's too late

The fact that he knows and she knows; proves kids will raise kids. Parents have to teach kids the beauty of the pure world. Not the filthy world that they have come to accept. This isn't what God wants. All humans have to agree on that; I hope.

All of the lights in here baby

Why? Why was this allowed? Who worked security and let the baby just slide in to the concert without checking her ID? She doesn't even have solid poops or sleep for more than 2 hours at a time. Why is she out in public but she can't hold her neck up? Maybe i'm just different and this makes sense to other people.

I feel a little better now. I hope to influence change in the world by believing it can be better for us all. I am believing it will be better. I won't do any of these things that you see above. My promise to the world. This alone doesn't make me better. But it makes me 5 steps closer to being better.

Parents; We Need Answers Vol 1.

As of today (1-31-12) I have officially given up hope on the future of America. That's not to say things cant be turned around for the better. But I will be saving money every day for a house in the hills; far, far away from this madness out here. Parents have failed our country. Not all parents...just most of the parents who never finished growing up before they birthed beautiful babies into the world. I fully plan on removing myself from society one day so as to not be confused with the new breed of Americans reeking havoc across our nation. Blame these parents. We Need Answers!

Inside The Mind of A Baby Sitter

 

 

 

 

 

Despicable. Baby has no clue why this dirty hand has been placed over its mouth. Sure it looks funny to people with x-rated senses of humor. What about this baby's future? Nobody cares; not even the baby sitter.

Its just arts & crafts

This is cute....in Arkansas, Alabama and Oklahoma. Everywhere else this is what happens when parents have a drinking habit and share it with their dog. She looks so peaceful. Its because she's intoxicated.

Babies raising Babies

 It's not the children who are misguided; its the parents. Sisterly Love, Pink Crocs and something that is bound to end up broken.

FINE! I'll pose for the picture but i'm not smiling

How did he end up here? Upside down in a world built for adults who find this funny. He looks embarrassed; but his parental figures don't care. I'm sure he was looking for something but this wasn't it. Better luck next time kiddo. For now...this is your legacy on the internet.

The start of a life devoted to forgetting your childhood

This is a crime, i'm sure of it. If this is a joke; i don't think she gets it. If this was supposed to make people "LOL" then mission UN-accomplished. If Parents don't want better for their children how can we?

Why You Mad?

I always wondered what white kids have to be angry about...

My mom used to bribe me with chocolate milk to give people the finger for her while she was driving.  I was 5. smh. This little futbol fan can't possibly know why he's giving the finger. Chances are his parents thought it was hilarious. But if you can afford soccer tickets and that fresh ass jersey, yo ass isn't allowed to be angry at shit...especially when you can't even form compound sentences. 

Why the long face little man?  Things could be a lot worse for you. You're parents could be treating you like snake food.

Awwww isn't the King Cobra so cute? Look, they're hugging.

Someone along the way told the parents of this child that snakes were harmless.  Newsflash: they aren't.  Kids, come get your parents.

SMMFH

STRIVE FOR MORE, DO BETTER

Smoking is for Kids?

Smoking....quite a disgusting habit. And even more disgusting when trashy little white girls do it in their struggle pools. Sorry if that offends you but I don't care. People have their own reasons for smoking cigarettes, whatever. Some irresponsible parents take pictures of their sleeping infant, and plant cigarettes and beer cans on their innocent child to send grama and grampa a "hilarious" picture message.  Just remember, most of those babies are white as well as their parents. 

That ain't funny b.

Further on in my venture to find signs of corruption and shame, I found multiple pictures of young Asian children smoking on their own.....no help from mommy or daddy...

Homie up top look happy as shit.  Sitting there on his little scoot-around-Fred Flinstone-mobile like he's got a funny story tell, (probably something to do with cupcakes).

This young man displays a great demonstration of multi-tasking...he's got talent so I'll give him a pass...if you have to carry around a child on your back and you're a child yourself,  you just might deserve a cigarette... but don't let him light it, kids shouldn't use matches.

Man, this little dude....forget the cigarette, where the fuck did his hair line go? He looks like all types of struggle. 

In conclusion, smoking at such a tender age betters a child's chances of growing up to become a non-winner. Save their lungs for a time when they've really started to hate their lives.... It happens to everyone, trust me. I mean... take Brittany for example.

..At least the cigarette is pointed away from her son, and she's got a full head of hair.

Things could be worse, I'll let her live.

Smoke Responsibly and Always Strive For More.