Come Get These Parents

It's been a while...I'm sorry for neglecting this blog, I immediately regretted it after I forgot the email and password I use to manage this account.  Quick update, I graduated college and gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy... and now that he is asleep I will revert back to my ignorant ways and critique questionable parenting tactics.  This one is going to be long, I've got a lot of pent up energy that needs to be released.

This is so wrong in so many ways... They could have given that kid 5 bucks and told him to go walk to the nearest 711 or some shit...If you're gonna fuck in front of your child in a car then sending him to the store by himself should be the least of your concerns.

In most parenting books, smothering your child is covered in the chapter on SIDS...but not by being sandwiched between two chubby white people on a motorcycle...maybe they'll include this in the next edition of "What To Expect When You're Expecting" 

Not a damn thing cute about this.  Not only is your child naked and now all over the internet but he is also the size of the family dog which could easily be eaten by the family snake. Well done white parents, well done.  

Ma'am ... your child is rooting, so stop fucking laughing and please offer him one of your engorged titties to suck on instead. Thanks, everyone. 

Why do men do this? It's not funny. This kid is hungry and all you're doing is confusing her and making her upset.  Sir, how would you like it if I offered you a transgendered man post-op from gender reassignment surgery?  Who's laughing now? Exactly

An overweight mother makes for a lazy and mean mother.  She picked him up by the leg like she's cleaning up toys in the play room.  Not a single fuck is given. 

 Is this real life?  What could possibly be the reason -besides murder- for putting a plastic bag (that is supposed to be used for produce) over your child's head??   People who wear regular t-shirts with white flowy skirts make the worst parents. 

"He's fine and totally asleep, no biggie"

Gramps really fucked up this time, but the person who took the photo...not so much.  

That's it this time folks.  If you ever see someone treating their child poorly please take a picture, twit pic it, and then call social services.  A lot of kids are assholes and deserve a good spanking, but most kids don't deserve to be subjected to shit like this by their parents. 

As always, strive for more and do better.

Until Next Time...

Please...Come Get Your Kids

Today is a new day. I am personally believing in a better tomorrow. At this moment I am sitting in a rocking chair; clearing the air of any thoughts of negativity and misguided energy. I am focused on doing my art to leave a positive mark on the world. We must all aspire to do the same. But I too have my flaws. Everyday I make a plan of action to overcome them. But I identify the flaws first. I point them out and tell them why they won't hold me back. 

Please World. Come get your flaws. I mean Kids.

First Comes Love. Then Comes Marriage. Then Comes the baby at the bottom of the Target Carriage.

That may have been a corny joke. But this little boy is on a smooth ride to developmental issues. Just look at the ground and learn things boy. Your future is going to be bright. This must be how baby shoes always get dirty.

What thoughts can you have from inside a cart, on a crowded NY street? Not happy thoughts I presume.

 Clever but Not Classy. People are going to judge you if you transport your kids like this. People are going to judge your kids for being silent while they are being toted around like kids for sale on the black market.What if they really were kid hostages in a crazy ring of child smuggling taking place in the broad daylight organized by a gang of gully grandmothers? What if?...But no one asked. Not a single person stopped to see if the kids were ok. I wouldn't have stopped either. My flaw.

He should be in a seat belt; at least until he grows into his head.

Just put a seat belt on the boy. He's literally 37% out the window of a moving car. One hard brake away from being 100% probably dead. I can't sugar coat it. Buckle up your babies.

It's too late

The fact that he knows and she knows; proves kids will raise kids. Parents have to teach kids the beauty of the pure world. Not the filthy world that they have come to accept. This isn't what God wants. All humans have to agree on that; I hope.

All of the lights in here baby

Why? Why was this allowed? Who worked security and let the baby just slide in to the concert without checking her ID? She doesn't even have solid poops or sleep for more than 2 hours at a time. Why is she out in public but she can't hold her neck up? Maybe i'm just different and this makes sense to other people.

I feel a little better now. I hope to influence change in the world by believing it can be better for us all. I am believing it will be better. I won't do any of these things that you see above. My promise to the world. This alone doesn't make me better. But it makes me 5 steps closer to being better.