This is how we want to be portrayed...in a perfect world.
Reasons Why We Love Drunk White Girls
1. Their creativity.
2. Their oral capabilities. That's no Coronita she's slobbing on
3. Their short attention spans. A fun game of strip poker literally turned lesbian lapdance at the drop of a hat.
4. Their infatuation for showing off their bare asses.
5. Their general lack of awareness of their surroundings and their ability to piss and vomit at the same time...in public.
6. Their environmental friendliness. She'd rather puke in a trashcan than pollute good ol' Mother Nature. *daps* good lookin out giiiirl
7. Their comfortability. They sleep where the fall, gotta love that about 'em.
8. Their IDGAF attitude...even if she's got the weirdest shaped hands you've ever seen
And Finally...
8. Their ability to piss off women of other ethnicities.
Appreciate all that we do for you. And in my best Russel Crowe voice, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
Toast to your favorite drunk white girls and have a wonderful New Year!
