At any rate we are coming to the close of 2011 when most people find out if they got knocked up from the beginning of cuffing season. So if you've got a little monster in the oven then you've also got some time to prepare for the inevitable labor process.
Rule # 1: Have your hospital bag packed about 1 week before your due date
Rule #2: Compile a support group and have it arranged for them to be at the hospital with you for your delivery.
Rule #3: Don't forget the carseat.
Rule #4: DO NOT let anyone take a picture of you while you're rubbing your phone waiting for your bundle of joy to arrive, or else you will end up on here.
Smh, she's got the look on her face like she's setting her fantasy football line-up.
She gives no fucks
"Hold her real quick, I need to update my facebook friends"
Uhmmm excuse me Ma'am? They're giving you oxygen, put the phone down and concentrate on stabilizing your baby's heartbeat.
FUCK YOU HOMEGIRL! Do me a favor Nurse punch this bitch in the throat, and dont give her her baby. THANKS!
I've never been more unimpressed with white mothers. Remember the days when new moms didn't miss a second of their baby's first precious moments of life? My have times have changed. I hope this was helpful.
